HOOORAY!
By rshellman
How nice.... Our first losing streak. It's true the serious baseball analyst will dismiss the rantings herein with a look of disdain, a wave of the hand, and a curt "it's April." But let's face our fears right now. The Evil Empire may not have too many losing streaks this year, and who among us wasn't worried after the performance of Mr. Vazquez the other day? So crack open the Easter wine, snitch a piece of candy and dial up New York's other baseball team. Let's see now....
ARod, Jeter, Bernie, Posada, Matsui, Sierra, and possibly Sheffield aren't batting their weight. The Pinstripers will not have a winning series against two of the weaker sisters of the AL. Matsui runs the bases like a Met. Do the feds have a certain first baseman's urine in their custody chain? Contreras will be the highest paid Cuban in Ohio by July. Of course, the Yanks may be in first place by that time, because like the serpents they are, Steinbrenner's mercenaries will be much less sluggish when the sun gets warmer. Remember last spring Red Sox fans?
