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April 27, 2004

Torre Doomsday Clock

By Boog'sBBQ

You could almost smell Joe's fear this past weekend. When's the last time he had Mariano pitch three straight innings in non-save situations? During the regular season?! Of course, to this point it's been anything but a regular season for the Yanks.

With the heart of the order in need of a defibrillator, they've given a whole new meaning to the nickname Bronx Bombers. And no one dropped a bigger bomb than the former Mr. Clutch: Derek O-Fer. It's no wonder Joe brings in his saves specialist in games that are far from salvageable; he's desperate to have somebody do something right.

Subtract two minutes for this woeful weekend sweep by the Bosox. Joe, it's 13 minutes till the ditching hour.


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