Yankees Curse
By lucas
There is a new curse in town known as the Ted Williams Curse.
That's right Yankee fans, the pin stripes are officially cursed. Time to cowboy up boys and girls because the Injury Prone Yankee Curse has arrived. Let me explain how this curse works.
It started when Aaron Boone hit a dong in game 7. Some said the BABE would show up, but others thought that TED Williams was seen in the clouds writing the next chapter to the rivalry. Soon after the off-season started Boone would play a basketball game and would break his leg.
The Yankee's have continued to sign big names while Ted decides their fate. 1. Sheffield suffered a fractured thumb. 2. Lieber Sufferd a pulled groin 3. A-Rod took a slap in the face from a flying object. That's right, Golden Glove no more. The guy can't even catch a fly ball he called for, it landed on the opposite side of the mound from where he was standing. Balls have gone strait through his legs. It's been said that Ted Williams has his eye on their ace. Brown has not finished a season in 7 years and if the TWC says jinx then Brown going down again. Don't take it personal Brown it's not us saying this, it's the curse.
TWC has a message for the Yankees! The Evil Empire is going to fall; The Return of the Jedi is upon us. Tune in to the YES ("Yankees Entertainment Sucks") network to see curse take hold.
This Is Lucas from Red Sox Nation
