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May 11, 2004

This Week's Top Ten

By Boog'sBBQ

Here are the winners for last week's Top Ten entries as compiled and judged by boogsBBQ@yankeessuck.com.

Thanks Boog, and thanks to all who entered.

Top Ten Things Overheard In The Yankees' Locker Room

10. Funny, it doesn't smell like pine tar.

9. Just saw the starting lineup; I hope Kenny packed his pacifier.

8. I know it sounds like a lot, but that's $20 million a year before taxes. (RubenSierraOnRye)

7. Mussina is certainly businesslike -- if the business is Enron. (Hardball)

6. Sure, I was the star on my last team, but now I have a chance to ride pine with a winner!

5. Anyone seen my million-dollar sweat rag? (brianjamesstafford)

4. Cool! My personal trainer says I can visit him in the weight room when he gets out of solitary. (pags)

3. Are you sure this is apple juice, Jorge? (coolpapabell22)

2. People shouldn't criticize until they've walked a mile in my $700 Italian loafers. (Bambino)

1. Is this going to be Pedro's new locker? (jcp)

JCP your sticker is in the mail!

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