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June 22, 2004

This Week's Top Ten

By Boog'sBBQ

Top Ten Little-Known Records The Yankees Could Break This Season

10. Highest number of eye rolls after a strike is called. (azsistercat)

9. Most players out due to off-field groin injuries . (timd986)

8. Highest percentage of concessions worth more than the Montreal Expos. (GoblinDeath22)

7. Least economical team batting average to salary ratio . (knobs8880)

6. Most physician-assisted suicide squeeze plays. (Mr.Acadoodie)

5. Highest concentration of jackasses in a room that holds 25 people. (clemenssucks)

4. Largest chemically altered biceps for a first baseman. (ToxicTom77)

3. Most consecutive singles by a guy paid $20 million a year to hit home runs. (RubenSierraOnRye)

2. Longest unbroken string of lame excuses after a series with the Red Sox. (Parrick)

1. Number of years in a row fans acted like they were the champs without actually BEING the champs. (Kbernhard)


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