15 Reasons Why The All-Star Game Sucked
By Mr Opposite
1. It was on Fox Sports.
2. The Rocket exploded on the launching pad.
3. Danny Kolb didn’t get the win.
4. Scooter the baseball.
5. Arod didn’t get credited with the error that he deserved.
6. Jeter wasn’t taken out as early as he should have been.
7. Loaiza wasn’t taken to.
8. Did I mention it was Fox Sports?
9. Piazza didn’t take on Clemens.
10. Giambi’s parasite didn’t make a guest appearance in the 7th.
11. We weren’t treated to Tony Gywnn’s enthusiastic commentary.
12. Having to look at George Bush Sr. behind home plate.
13. The pre-game show.
14. Where was Spider-man?
15. (Being an Astros fan) The A.L won.
