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July 28, 2004

This Week's Top Ten

By Boog'sBBQ

Yankees' Top Ten Rejected Last-Minute Trade Offers

10
. The entire Yankees roster for the Cardinals roster (marxx3888)

9
. Disgraced Little Leaguer Danny Almonte for Giambi's parasite. (iluvnomar05)

8
. Jose Contreras to Havana for a box of cigars. (EddieD)

7
. A-Rod for Soriano. (lemon_ryan)

6
. Carlos Beltran for the Republican National Convention. (Monahan)

5
. Giambi and a box of Crunch-N-Munch for a player to be named later. (david_kiser2002)

4
. A million A-Rod quarters for Randy Johnson. (Mitcp1)

3
. Felix Heredia for an 18-feeder pitching machine. (marxx3888)

2
. Miguel Cairo and Mike Mussina for "that old dancin' guy in the Six Flags commercials." (stlouisfan02)

1
. Bucket of balls for Kevin Brown. (Mitcp1)


Next week's topic: Top Ten Yogi Berra Quotes About The '04 Yankees


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