This Week's Top Ten
By Boog'sBBQ
Mel Stottlemyre's Top Ten Least-Effective Pitching Tips
10. Swing with your left. (ThrowsLikeAGirl)
9. We all know the Indians can't hit -- so just throw it in there. (Tbernhard)
8. Pitch to Ortiz. (goatboy331)
7. Just do what you've been doing all year, Mike. (lemon_ryan)
6. If you disagree with a call, remind the umpire that you make a lot more than the batter, which makes you a better player. (Allowat164)
5. A nice slow pitch might confuse the batter. (weissmanjack)
4. After all those home runs, you're DUE for a strikeout! (Qjer73)
3. Everybody loses. The important thing is to act really upset afterward. (EddieD)
2. Don't look at me; you're the one making $8 million. (RubenSierraOnRye)
And this week's number one:
1. Take your aggression out on a wall. (xerogleba2)
Next week's question:
Top Ten Signs Joe Torre Has Lost His Mind
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