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September 16, 2004

This Week's Top Ten

By Boog'sBBQ

Top Ten Signs Joe Torre Has Lost His Mind

10. When asked about the 2001 World Series, rocks back and forth and says, "What bloop single? We won ... We never loose ... George says so." (WhoGirl17)

9. Relying more and more on advice from invisible Don Zimmer. (marxx3888)

8. Keeps trying to pencil in Wade Boggs at 3rd. (MrOpposite)

7. Actually believes El Duque is a legitimate playoff ace. (mark)

6. Convinced he should be Posada's backup catcher. (cachoeleta)

5. Tanyon Sturtze is starting the first game of the World Series. (MrOpposite)

4. Recently attempted to sue Hurricane Frances. (McGee1405)

3. Signs a 10-year contract extension. (bosoxbabe88)

2. Now "goes Kevin Brown" after every Yankees loss. (7mdaly)


1. Seen in the dugout doing the "I'm crushing your head" move to opposing players with his fingers. (MishiBlock99)


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