This Week's Top Ten
By Boog'sBBQ
Top Ten Signs Your Financial Adviser Is A Yankees Fan
10. He only works three days out of seven. (lemon_ryan)
9. Recently lost paternity suit involving Pedro Martinez. (rcwunder)
8. He bought the trophy on his desk. (Phillies126)
7. Thinks the Dow closing at 1918 is the funniest thing in the world. (kramsey20)
6. Looks like he just came from a funeral. (munchie72)
5. Insists that stocks with ticker symbols JSN and GMBI are a good buy. (mail)
4. Tries to get you to put all your money into Luis Sojo. (ThaYankeesSuck)
3. Thinks a 401(k) is some kind of pitching record. (RubenSierraOnRye)
2. Refers to himself as "Donnie Banker." (cliff0747)
1. Claims your investment didn't lose, but that it beat itself. (gregb61882)
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