Yankees Suck
Yankees Suck Yankees Suck

April 29, 2005

Yankees Troubles Mount

By lefty

george-volcano.jpgIt hasn't blown yet, but Mount Steinbrenner is dangerously close to another seismic eruption! One more loss and George is sure to have a new manager, third baseman, or quadruple bypass.

And at this point, who could blame him.

The Yankees have scored a total of two runs in the last three days. During that time, if such a statistic existed, their RPD (Runs Per Day) would be .666! Spooky isn't it. Maybe there was some significance to loosing two out of three to the Angels.

On a day when the Yankees literally could not buy a run, Toronto's 27 year-old $10 million ace - Roy Halladay out dueled the Yankees 41 year-old $16 million "Little Unit."

The Yankees are 6-9 at home so far this year, and this will be their first loosing April since 1991 when they finished the year 71-91. Ah, those were the days. Players like Don Mattingly, Bernie Williams, and C-Rod.


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