Yar!
By Karlsie
(Today's observation is written in honor of National Talk Like a Pirate day)
Arrr mateys, t'were a tough one yesterday. The A's keelhauled Clement and, while we be likin' the sound of the name "Marco Scutaro," we not be likin' that Youk be takin' a hurtin' on the play of that scurvey dog's routine grounder.
Tonight the big man will be takin' to the mound - perhaps Tito be lettin' him wear his pirate bandanna under his team cap because he be lookin' smart on the mound. So long as he keeps his bung hole shut when the lubbers be callin' balls and strikes, we be lookin' at some smooth sailing.
Ya can bet your rusty scupper that this comely wench will be flyin' her Boston colors tonight - and ya bilge rats better be too or I'll be sending ya down for a visit with Davey Jones' locker.
Yarr! Go Sox!
