The Problem with Met Fans

Flashback to the first Red Sox/Yankees game of the year. Theeeee Yankees lose. It great, right? Damon. The whole Mirabelli thing. Getting raced to the ballpark from the airport. Papi smashing one. See Ya! Michael Kay style. Feeling pretty, pretty good. Pappelbon's a horse. Wakefield looked good. On my way to work, I saw a ton of Sox hats. I'm walking around like 10 feet tall, right. Bernie sucks. What DH bats eighth? Dontrelle Willis bats higher in the order than that dope. The Yankee relief corps looks hittable. Sheffield to the DL? Great day. Great day. I get to my second job. First one there. Put on the YES Network. (I live in NYC) Order my food. Watch the highlights. Getiing ready. This is gonna be good. Chacon vs.Boom Boom Beckett? Ha ha ha! C'mon, its in the bag, right? I can't wait to sweep tonight. Uh, oh. Things take a turn for the worse. Something goes suddenly awry, Yankee Fan comes in, yelling and screaming, "We're not watching that damn game tonight!" Hmmm? Then he slams off the TV. Can you slam off a TV? I dunno.

I do know what happened though. Its not because the Yankees lost last night. Its not because I'm a loud mouthed, Red Sox fan. Its because of the other guy. Met fan. Met fan sucks. He ruined it for everybody. You see, it seems Met fan hates the Yankees more than he likes the Mets. I don't get it. They hardly even play each other. Only played once when it mattered. And during that series, Met fan broke his hand punching stuff. Now, if I did that nonsense every time the Sox lost to the Yankees, I'd be a paraplegic. Met fan once said to me, "I'd propose to my girlfriend, but, she's a Yankee fan." Moron. What are you, a maniac. Mrs Q. Public's a Yankee fan. So what? She's a girl. Does it really matter? Met fans, in general, have a little guy complex. Furthermore, and I firmly believe this, they are closet Yankee fans. I said this to Met fan once, once. Veins popped ouf of his forehead, violent shakes. Vito Spatafore style. All I know is, Met fan wrecked it for us. He was screaming at Michael Kay. He was screaming at Kenny Singleton. He was screaming at Al Leiter. Maybe, if Met fan got in touch with his inner Yankee, I could watch the freaking game. Go Sox!!!

I know, I know, the game was rained out!!! You're lucky this time Met fan. Oh gross, I looked up and Spike Lee was wearing a Mets hat. Front runner.

Editorial note: The publisher of Yankeessuck.com is a Mets fan who lives in new England and roots for the Sox in the AL. He most certainly DOES NOT resemble the "little guy" remark, and has no closet Yankee stuff. In the past, he may have hated the Yankees mosre than he like the Mets, but the Mets are getting better all the time - and a humorous blog called Yankeessuck.com is a great way to deal with those kind of issues. We invite more Mets fans to send their comments.