This Week's Top Ten
By Boog'sBBQ
Top Ten Words Of Advice For The Newest Members Of The Yankees
10. Don't eat the sushi. (marxx3888)
9. No cigars; A-Rod goes nuts when he can't get the smell out of his mink. (stlouisfan02)
8. Don't feel bad when your teammates accidentally call you Randy. It's just wishful thinking. (WhoGirl17)
7. If you screw up, you will be replaced by another overpaid, washed-up player. (aerickson1982)
6. Shave your beard; it tickles the boss's cheeks. (srvs35chains)
5. Don't even think about sharing needles with Giambi. (EddieD)
4. You will be expected to uphold the great Yankees tradition of mediocre rent-a-players. (RubenSierraOnRye).
3. Team parking is for Bentleys and Mercedes only; leave your crappy Escalade at home. (stlouisfan02)
2. Don't bother unpacking. (marxx3888)
1. Yes, you will have to shave your legs. (Goblindeath22)
