The Roster:


These are the players who have contributed their writing, design, wit, humor and passion to the YankeesSuck.com community. Become one of our contributors and we’ll add you to the lineup.

# 1 Lefty — Our founder and GM. Seeks a world where the game is less about arrogance, money and big business – and more about, well, THE GAME.

# 2 Boog'sBBQ — Boog'sBBQ is a lifelong Orioles fan who remembers when the Yankees sucked so badly he took pity on them. Boog lives in Buenos Aires with his wife, 12 clones and six capuchin monkeys, who, coincidentally, hate the Yankees as much as he does.

# 3 Bambino — Although full of a voluminous amount of fresh air, he uses it rarely to enlighten us on the finer points of Yankee hating.

# 4 SuckyDent — An artistic master and comic genius with Super Hero powers.

#5 Rshellman — Loyalty to God, Country, Family, Mets.

#6 FrankMalzone — Silent, but deadly. Nothing gets by this player.

# 7 ThrowsLikeAGirl — Native New Yorker with a softspot for old-timer Yankees like Yogi & Scooter. Lives on the fringes of Red Sox nation.

# 8 fuzzmartin — Fuzz Martin, host of "Your Ride Home with Fuzz Martin" afternoons on Pure Country 92.5, Milwaukee, WI. Congrats to Fuzz and his wife on the birth of beautiful Brianna Nicole on July 27th!

#9 Alex Sherman — A conventional Bostonian with an unconventional baseball perspective.

#10 Joe Davis — Son of a Kansas City Royals fan, this man grew up hating the Yankees. Molded into a Red Sox fan with a passion for the game, Joe likes to write about when the Yankees fail miserably.

#11 Trav Flatt — Trav Flatt was born poor and naked in Dallas, Texas. He has been a starving musician, a starving martial arts instructor, a starving government employee, a starving portrait artist, and now a starving freelance writer. He has, however, clothed himself (Usually).

#12 Doug Farrar — A baseball fan since he saw the Reds sweep the Yankees in the 1976 World Series as a wee brat. He has been writing about sports since the Yankees had a payroll under $100 million. When he's not sticking pins in his Paul O'Neill voodoo doll, Doug also writes for Seahawks.NET. A Seattle resident, Doug is a passionate Mariners fan, which would explain his recent unpredictable bursts of profanity.

#13 Mr. Opposite — A born an bred Australian and an avid Astros fan, Mr Opposite represents the underrated. And don't expect him to talk about the Red Sox or Yankees.

#14 Steve Marsi — Native of Upstate New York (the good part of the state), and a resident of Boston for three years. The son of a disaffected Yankees fan, and a rabid supporter of all things Red Sox. Currently in first place in a Yahoo! fantasy baseball league, and batting .521 in slow-pitch softball.

#15 John Hatcher — Native New Englander and diehard New England sports fan. Has followed baseball and the Sox for over twenty years. Believes Moneyball is the root of all evil. Always willing to join in a chant of "Yankees suck" at any event or function.

#16 Ian Haan — A self-described "HUGE" Red Sox fan from the Boston hinterlands, Ian reads, writes, watches and plays sports. Oh yeah, and he likes cars, too.

#17 Mo — Spokesman of the Evil Empire was born in Queens, NY and hates the Mets, "Sux", Diamondbacks and the Marlins. Raised just North of his Cathedral of Baseball: Yankee Stadium, Mo briefly lived in Providence where he acquired a disturbing New England/Bronx accent - making him a social outcast. Now back in NY, Mo lives to torment "Sux" fans and to defend his diabolical hometown heroes.

#18 Derek Bunker — will not stop his Yankee-hating until the Blue Jays win 25 more World Series. He's been a Jays fan since he was six and found a Blue Jays sticker (which I still carry in my wallet). He's one of the few representatives of "that ol' Canadian team."

#19 Cromwell Sox Fan — A lifelong Red Sox fan whose purpose is to set Yankee fans straight: The Yankees always winning is NOT good for baseball. "CSF" wants fans everywhere to know that the baseball playoffs will soon become the annual "Yankee Invitational" unless the Evil Empire is quickly and soundly overthrown.

 Opportunities at Yankees Suck

Bloggers | Sales Reps | Affiliates | Retailers | Fans

YankeesSuck.com's mission is to build a national community who want to reclaim America's game from the culture of greed, power and arrogance that the Evil Empire epitomizes, and have fun doing it. If you’d like a chance to JOIN THE TEAM and add your name to “The Roster”, we’re open to all kinds of ideas:


Bloggers:
If you're a serious writer with a sharp wit or and edgy point of view, we would like you to consider becoming one of our "Beat Bloggers:"

Yankees Blogger: Whether you're a Yankee hater or lover, we need a fan who will contribute a short blog entry for each game as well as commentary on all things related to Yankees such as rumored trades; Steinbrenner's antics, etc. Click Here

Red Sox Blogger: Report on the progress of the Yankees' #1 Rival. Write a
brief blog entry and report accurately on the news from each game - the players, the fans, Fenway Park and "the Curse." Click Here

Mets Blogger: This blogger should check in for each game as well and keep our readers up to date on New York's National League team. Click Here

Orioles Blogger: This blogger should check in for each game as well and keep our readers up to date on New York's National League team. Click Here

Team bloggers: If you are a follower of any other team in the ALS or the NLS, we want to hear from you as well. Toronto, Tampa Bay, White Sox, Minnesota, Detroit, Clevland, Kansas City, Anaheim, Texas, Oakland, and Seattle. National League teams that play the Yankees this year other than the Mets are; Colorado, Arizona, Los Angeles, and San Diago. YankeesSuck.com is the "fan site for the rest of us" - and we have active members all over the country. Each time your team faces off against the Evil Ones, we want to hear about the game from your side. Click Here

General Baseball Commentary Blogger: This enthusiast should be prepared to blog regularly on the state of the game, ongoing negotiations, rumors, controversy, history - anything relevant and timely that baseball lovers would find interesting and entertaining. We need someone with unique, thoughtful opinions and the ability to express them well. Click Here

Sports Blogger: Baseball is fun, but there are always other sports that make enough news to be of interest to our readers. So we'd love to have a blogger looking for Yankee type activities throughout the wide world of sports. Click Here

Statistics Freaks: Baseball is a game of inches and statistics. We're looking for people to help gather interesting baseball stats and we'll work together to figure out fun and entertaining ways to display them. Click Here

Flash and Programmers: If you're creative and looking for a fun outlet to Express your Yankee feelings, we'll provide you with great display and a unique nationally known site for your work. Click Here

As YankeesSuck.com builds toward ultimate greatness, we can offer no monetary compensation as of yet, but you will gain experience working with our professional editors; you will have a national audience for your work; the weblog format offers immediate feedback from the readers; you'll have lots of fun; and our regular bloggers get FREE YANKEESSUCK.COM STUFF as a token of our gratitude. Click Here


SALES REPRESENTATIVES:

YankeeSuck.com’s popularity and merchandise line is growing and needs the support of committed sales reps in the following markets:

• Northern New England
• Southern New England
• New York/ New Jersey / Pennsylvania
• Maryland/Virginia/ DC
• Mid West
• Washington State
• California
• Texas
• Florida
• Southeast


Qualifications:
• Experienced Sales Reps
• Smaller firms are better than larger firms
• Already representing complementary product lines to area gift/sports/novelty retailers
• You must understand the passion for Baseball, the loyalty to the team, and have a great sense of humor and fun.

Reps will be supplied with samples from our line, sell sheets, etc. and will be compensated by commission.

If you can answer affirmatively to these requirements, then send your resume along with a cover letter stating why you would be a great choice to
represent our line to: beth@yankeesuck.com


Affiliates
YankeesSuck.com will exchange graphic ad links with other sports and baseball Web sites and blog sites. Click Here


Retailers
If you are the buyer for a novelty or sports store and would be interested in carrying our line of original merchandise, we are offering a unique way to drive traffic to your Web site or your brick and mortar business. We will give you a link from the YankeesSuck home page to your web site — or — we'll design a great looking page on our site that features a 300-word description of your store, a list of related products you sell, directions and contact information. Click Here


Fans

If you just want to throw out an idea for discussion, you can comment on any of our blog pages or post directly to our fan forum, "The Clubhouse". Loyal posters will be awarded with free stickers, discounts and other merchandise as they become available. We rank our clubhouse by order of posts. Here is the structure:

Draftee: 1 - 4 comments

Minor Leagure: 5 - 9 comments

Rookie: 10 - 29 comments

Pro: 30 - 124 comments

Veteran: 125 - 224 comments

Old Timer: 225 comments and above

Hall of Fame: Awarded to Special Guests and "The Best" Old Timers

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