Yankee Fan Detector

Submitted by Sox Rox

I think I may have the power to detect yankee fans. I was at my towns art festivle thing with some friends- this man, when I looked at him- I felt this jolt of hate. I'm rather obnoxious so without thinking I was like "Are you a yankee fan?" Suprised he was like "How did you know!?" Quickly, he added those all faithfull yankee numbers "1918." I was like "I don't know. You looked like a yankee fan it was your....inner yankee glow." I thought maybe it was a lucky guess. But you see, it happened more then once. In the last few minuets of Cross Country practice on Friday, the team plays Capture the Football. I tagged out this guy I didn't know. I felt that same jolt of hatred. I sprinted after him to tag him out, and then asked "Yo, kid, you look like a yankee fan. Are you?" and he goes "Yes actually." Shocked, I went back over to tell my friends and continue arguing with a boy that Pokey didnt suck, but ruled the world. I swear you can tell- It's the inner yankee glow. You see it, then there's this jolt of hate. Something strange is going on here...